Carnal Commandments - Booty Call Regulations!!

Booty Call Commandments

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to ouractivities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thouart my cousin from out of town.

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car.Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Maybe you've seen these commandments before, as they are posted on OnlineBootyCall, but I'm one to wonder if there are people out there who follow these commandments?I mean like religously follow them to the tee?Hmm..these make it all seem impersonal but then again it is a booty call right? Booty Call simply put is having a sexual relationship minus the emotions, just plain old sex..ok it mightnt be plain, great sex or whatever but without all the other strings attached ie emotions, committments, loyalty, trust, any of the elements embodied in a relationship are non-existent. Yes, its possible for two people, to get together purely for sexual gratification but whether these above commandments are the guidelines I dont think so. Then I wonder is it once-a-booty-call-always-a-booty-call?Is there elevation from the Booty Call status?Or is it sometimes the whole sexing is so good, there is one party that gets disillusioned and think they're an unofficial partner? Some want more, and not happy with the status quo! Some booty-call liaisons last for years, and some weeks...depending on both parties! And truth of the matter, is that its not only the women who get it twisted with the whole booty call thing, so do men. And then some dont like the term of referring to each other as a booty call or fuck buddy preferring to say friends with benefits!Are these people trying not to make it seem so crass, try to make it sound 'better' or is it those who simply are afraid of the whole 'relationship' thing and see this as their 'comfort zone' and dont want to string another person along? How long can you be a booty-call to some-one?Do you actually have to notify your f-buddy when you've entered into a relationship with some-one else so as to avoid those late night and early morning phone-calls?A text worded 'Thanx for the gr8 sex you've been available at a whim whenever we both needed it. You can say we were sexually compatible whilst it lasted, I have however become emotionally involved with some-one so I will not be readily available. If this emotional thing I'm trying out does not go as planned, hopefully we can do this again'?LOL..

Ccall me a prude if you like but I want TTP(the total package, the kissing/tongue wrestling, the pillow talk..), unless its a one-night show, no encore and we move our own ways after that..and so if its occassional, then it better include TTP!! I dont judge those who have the ability to do so..to each his own and hey if you're happy whom am I to judge?!? speak on my dears...and as always happy sexing..xoxo