Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Carnal Commandments - Booty Call Regulations!!

Booty Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to ouractivities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thouart my cousin from out of town.

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car.Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
Maybe you've seen these commandments before, as they are posted on OnlineBootyCall, but I'm one to wonder if there are people out there who follow these commandments?I mean like religously follow them to the tee?Hmm..these make it all seem impersonal but then again it is a booty call right? Booty Call simply put is having a sexual relationship minus the emotions, just plain old sex..ok it mightnt be plain, great sex or whatever but without all the other strings attached ie emotions, committments, loyalty, trust, any of the elements embodied in a relationship are non-existent. Yes, its possible for two people, to get together purely for sexual gratification but whether these above commandments are the guidelines I dont think so. Then I wonder is it once-a-booty-call-always-a-booty-call?Is there elevation from the Booty Call status?Or is it sometimes the whole sexing is so good, there is one party that gets disillusioned and think they're an unofficial partner? Some want more, and not happy with the status quo! Some booty-call liaisons last for years, and some weeks...depending on both parties! And truth of the matter, is that its not only the women who get it twisted with the whole booty call thing, so do men. And then some dont like the term of referring to each other as a booty call or fuck buddy preferring to say friends with benefits!Are these people trying not to make it seem so crass, try to make it sound 'better' or is it those who simply are afraid of the whole 'relationship' thing and see this as their 'comfort zone' and dont want to string another person along? How long can you be a booty-call to some-one?Do you actually have to notify your f-buddy when you've entered into a relationship with some-one else so as to avoid those late night and early morning phone-calls?A text worded 'Thanx for the gr8 sex you've been available at a whim whenever we both needed it. You can say we were sexually compatible whilst it lasted, I have however become emotionally involved with some-one so I will not be readily available. If this emotional thing I'm trying out does not go as planned, hopefully we can do this again'?LOL..
Ccall me a prude if you like but I want TTP(the total package, the kissing/tongue wrestling, the pillow talk..), unless its a one-night show, no encore and we move our own ways after that..and so if its occassional, then it better include TTP!! I dont judge those who have the ability to do so..to each his own and hey if you're happy whom am I to judge?!? speak on my dears...and as always happy sexing..xoxo

28 comments:

OluwaDee said...

I cant comment on the whole booty call thing, cos am just into the whole emotional, love, trust thing when it comes to sex.

All I can say is those that do sex without the whole emotions thing try. I wonder how they can do it.

Mz. Dee said...

lmao! the rulez are funny mehn.
Lyk oluwadee.. i dont see how one can have sex without emotions.

Hun i changed my blog address. So u may wana head over to mine and re-blogroll me.
xx

Anonymous said...

booty calls are just sex and sex alone is gratifying whilst in the act but alone its definitely not fulfilling so i think booty callers start searching for more either from a friend with benefits or through other sources...
Im all for the emotional attachment, not jus booty calling - sex is a major plus xxx auds xxx

tuttifrutti said...

This is crazy stuff... I couldn't do this - you're right Vixen - its gotta be all or nothing.......

Afrobabe said...

Yeah I also like the total package...

booty call in my opinion is sexual gratification for the men...no strings attached, no gifts expected, no birthday remembered kind of sex...

kay-shawn said...

I'm a guy so I'm supposed to be in support of booty-call right? Wrong, even for a guy, at least let me speak for myself. Sex could be sweet but sex with all the emotions with someone you love is much better. Ahhh! I think that's the key. Men are reputed to be able to have sex with anything in sex but sex with someone you actually like is a lot better. More men should try that.

Shubby Doo said...

with the right person this booty call thing is great...most of the time people booty call on the wrong person

p.s
we would kiss on the lips and have pillow talk...he would follow me to the car or drive me home or follow me to the airport depending on which country we were in...there was never any wahala...no stress...no drama.

pp.s
we are good friends until 2day and if you we to leave us in a room 2gether...hmmm...well that is a story for another day

Shubby Doo said...

loving the pic on the post...wow

ShonaVixen said...

Oluwadee - its true they try!!
@Mz Dee - haved changed the address, thanx hon!
@auds n tutti - TTP is way to go!!
@afrobabe -i guess its less expensive to have a booty call than a girlfriend then hey..lol..but then again there are also female bootycallers!!
@ Kay-Shawn, Amen to that my brotha!!You're one of a rare breed i tell ya!!
@ Shubby Doo - just like what I'm saying..urs included the pillow talk/it wasnt so non-emotional! Now, I can hang with that!!..lol..
that pic is hot ne?i actually want to print, blown and framed..lol..

Miss definitely maybe said...

sometimes the lines are blurred, they are some who are in denial, tell each other 'this is jus a booty call yet the whole world can see they are in a relationship but they just dont know it yet. Then they are those who think they are in a relationship yet all they really are is just a booty call.....thats the worst kind of booty call

Chari said...

mehn...let's not lie to ourselves emotions always get in the mix...its jus errone's ability to sieve it out taht matters...buh like u...I'm a TTP man mehn...alll the wway...happy sexin to you too boo...

ShonaVixen said...

@Miss Def ...yeah, the lines are definitely blurry sometimes, and totally agree about those in denial!I've seen friends claim that its just a buddy thing but they're abiding to the relationship constitution!
@Chari...when i saw ur comment i was like now I've arrived and belong on blogville getting a visit & comment from Chari!..lol..And glad to know you're a TTP man..way to go!!

Naija Idol said...

Happy Sexing to u too.lol.

I wonder how people r able to do dat.

badderchic said...

this is on point, how you take know all? hmmm, vixen, I dey suspect you o!

ShonaVixen said...

@Naija Idol LOL!!
@Badderchic - what do u suspect me for (innocent face)?LOL..LOL

Don said...

I had to come back and let my female friend read this. So now we're both sitting here laughing cause we completely agree with your post.

With that said, I always request certain things in advance. I'm guilty as all outdoors. LOL.

Kemmie said...

Booty callz...hmm. My 2 cents: Someone usually gets hurts so i don't recommend...I know it's one of those addictive so easier said than done.

*Thanks for stopping by. How are you?

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ that sex. The rules are quite hilarious.

I'm with you and The Afrolicious One...I want to Total Package...no pun intended, well, maybe. LOL

Anonymous said...

oohhh...i tried (or should i say i was led) down the 'f-buddy' route. it got messy as i developed feelings and he obviously didn't. i got out in good time for it not to hurt too much. after the experience i realised it's not for me..yeah i agree, the TTP option is better : )

Aphrodite said...

lol!
I hail those that can go along with the whole friends with benefit stuff.
I just need to have that emotional tie. Sex for me is not just physical, it's very spiritual, two souls connecting.

Thnx for being at mine.

Eb the Celeb said...

I think a lot of people get love and lust mixed up and its easy to fall for someone that your being intimate with... that's why booty calls are never a regular thing... in order for it to work it has to be sporadic... when both parties are really in need... you give each other what you need phyisically and dont see each other or speak for at least a month... the problems lies when you start doing things as if you are dating like talking on the phone for hours and such. The only communication should be planning the next encounter...

ShonaVixen said...

@Don, i guess requesting it in advance reduces the chance of things getting foggy in the long-run
@Kemmie - m doing fine
@Queen - hmm Total Package hunh?..lol..
@Anon - another TTP female
@aphrodite - I totally agree sex is much more than just the physical especially if you are feening on that person!
@ eb - yesss..loads of people do confuse love/lust, there's no distinction for those two for some!Sometimes its jus animalistic passion, with not wanting to give it definitions the next day!I guess following those rules is the only way forward for a successful BOOTY CALL!!LOL

Anonymous said...

Hi... had a booty call and enjoyed it and followed all the rules commandments listed- I was cool. Then I had a "buyers remorse" type feeling. A few days later I felt dirty. Not that I wanted to call dude up- never that. I was not feeling him that way. I just didn't like my self. I have tried it 3 oter times and didn't wait till it was over before I bounced. Last week I figured it out. I'm not a booty call girl. I have been looking for the feeling I had with a love now lost that was like fire to the touch. He would stroke my hair and my body was literally on fire. Booty calls are for me physically unsatisfying and there is nothing wrong with what the 2 dudes were working with- mandingo warrior anyone, they also do nothing for me mentally and or emotionally. In a way I envy people who can be gratified. I want and need to be in love for sex/making love to be great. So it's total package for me too. BTW your blog is great!!

ShonaVixen said...

@ Anon thank u very much but how about ur name/pseudonym..this anon bidness not going down well wiv Shona..lol..

Waffarian said...

I know so many friends that do the "fuck buddy" thingy...well, here, its kinda normal...anyway, they have never had any problems and its so formal...I wonder why they bother...I don't think its exciting at all. I once heard my friend call her fuck buddy and discuss the dates...it was like:

"yeah...tuesday 3'oclock? can you do friday too? uh huh...okay...what about next week? No? You have your daughter then? okay...what about in the evening? Right...I think we are out of condoms...uh huh...did you shave? oh....okay...what's wrong with it?...oh, from last time? but you can still do it right?"

ShonaVixen said...

@Waffie - LMAO at that telecon..gosh sounds so formal and business like..and yup here its kinda the norm for real but heish

tobenna said...

BootyCall!!
How come I missed this post?
Drats!
Spot on! Its funny how these commandments eireely ring true. Not like we go all out to keep them, they just happen.
Na wah oh.
As much fun as booty calls can be, they are most definitely hard work and terribly tasking. Especially if you have a girl.

ShonaVixen said...

Tobenna - talking from experience eh?hmmmm...so many questions for you now!!LOL