Monday, 8 December 2008

A Call so Sensually Seductive....

The voice, let me start with the voice. It wasn’t Barry White deep no, it wasn’t Marvin Gaye soothing, no, it didn't possess Johnny Gill’s ‘My, My,My’ pitch, it was smooth, Galaxy chocolate smooth…more like Idris Elba’s voice, when he’s being Idris Elba and not Stringer if you get my drift…the sexy Londoner voice! It was an inviting voice, I felt comfortable, I led this voice into my world, Shona’s zone. This voice wanted to understand why I seemed to like the cockiest men, Simon Cowell, Jose Mourinho, Kanye West, Diddy,Sir Alan Sugar, Gordon Ramsey et more .How I actually found cockiness attractive, but we all know, that if he can back up his talk, then every man has a right to be cocky so long as he doesn’t turn into an arrogant ass. LOL…I was so comfortable, comfortable enough to say that I love Westlife, had loads of NewKidsOnTheBlock(when they were still kids..someone say Jason!!) posters back in the day, how I’d day dream I was a member of the Beverley Hills 90210 cast (the ol’ skool one with Brenda and Brandon). The voice listened as I raved about the shirts from Duchamp London, how I would delicately take it off a man, because I understood it was a quality shirt. How I clearly love Ozwald Boateng and his designs. My love for Marmite…yikes, I could hear him cringe, and I imagined the look on his face, I smiled, he told me he felt my genuine smile.

I opened up, told this voice how I had many walls, barricades around my emotional zone because I feared being cut, I’d been cut once and after that I made sure I didn’t get to the point, once I started liking some-one, I pushed them away, there’s no room to allow it happening. Only I can guard my heart, thus the many barricades…the voice understood. Understood that after being 4years with some-one, being their friend, lover, shotgun rider, and then it ends, there’s a part that dies…The voice also understood how I'd moved on but whoever came after would have to be a notch higher for despite his flaws he'd been a man not a boy. He laughed when I told him that I'd qui-qui'd enough in the 4 years!

I shared my intimate dreams, how I wished I met one who knew the power of the forehead kiss, how it’d weaken me and how I found it the most endearing of kisses. Yes, didn’t I just say I let that voice know how I was so sensual? So are you a freak Shona? I questioned what was his definition of a freak? Was he talking about the Michael Jackson kinda freak?or the lady in the street, and a freak in the sheets kinda freak? He had this laugh, so so sexy, yes even his laugh was sexy. Gosh, then how could I not be weak and say everything?I rambled on as if I’d had a whole bottle of Amaretto Disaronno. I enjoyed how it was all non-judgemental even after I mentioned that I’d taken pole dancing lessons for fun and not so that I could get a gig at Spearmint Rhino. He laughed even more when I told him about the dinner at Spearmint Rhino with my girls and my cousin..how my cousin had all the girls boob-flashing and call him ‘Big Daddy’, they probably thought we were all his bunnies..lol…and how because he liked one of my girls my cousin didn’t even look at all those mammary glands. He shared his own experience at a strip club, he told me about his ‘friend’s’ obession, how I questioned if ‘friend’ was really him?The way he denied it, even after we were talking about something else. He that doth protest too much I remarked....lol

And then he mentioned that he would be able to croon me to sleep?Really??I asked him what song would he sing? And he just rhymed out,
‘One Love, One Love, You're lucky just to have one love, One Love, One Love,you're lucky to just have one’!
OMG, I smiled, he’d just done Whodini!!…so I asked if I didn’t fall asleep after that would he then start chanting ‘Fight the power’? He then screamed out annoyingly ‘Flavor Flav’, but I still smiled, yes he had such an effect on me!We spoke a little about our love for ol' skool hip-hop.

I wondered if he knew that I’d twirled with my hair, played with my feet, licked my lips, closed my eyes , I’d seductively strutted my stuff as if I was on a runway as I paced the room a couple of times, picked up a coin and tossed it in the air quite a few times, rolled on my bed, and more whilst talking to him? I didn’t want the call to end but I had to end it, I told him that this had been the best ‘Anonymous’ call I’d ever had. How even though I wished those I knew were more like him, I didn’t want to know him beyond that call, I wanted him to remain anonymous because though I’d loved talking to him, I’d found solace in the non-judgemental ease of our conversation, how I could totally be myself with him, without worrying about him throwing it back in my face tomorrow, I loved it all! And the best part was he wouldn’t enter into my world, he’d remain anonymous to me though he claimed I’d given him my number years ago!So, to Mr Anonymous I say ‘thank you, I found myself again in talking to you. I found my smile &sparkle!’
PS: I have been out two weeks in a row and must say I've had good fun with my peeps...went to Seductive Saturdays last week and that might have been my last visit to that place!..lol..Nway I hope you're all well, take care and as always Happy Sexing xoxo

45 comments:

Funms-the rebirth said...

i better be first!

Funms-the rebirth said...

awww such a sweet conversation!
and u love marmite???????

good naija girl said...

Can you imagine meeting someone who you are instantly that comfortable with in person? I think I'd probably drag him to the altar immediately.

Have a great week, vixen ;)

Nefertiti said...

Okay maybe I'm having a blonde moment here, but how did you get anon's number? did he call you or did you call him... hmmh so curious!

Anyhoos, I would meet anyone who i'm that comfortable with. I wonder why you chose to go another route.

Temite said...

awwww! I had a HUGE smile on my face the whole time. Happy Sexting boo!

K said...

does he dial international homie? LOL

You like marmite....hellooooo I love the Australian equivalent Vegemite...

Love me my cocky men too...see Colin Farrell...see Kanye...see Sean Carter...dreamt of being Mrs Carter...Gordon Ramsey whether he cheating or not is still fine! Love me some bill clinton too mind you...is there a pattern?

90120..like the best show ever... the new one cant compare....now maybe if they brought back Dillon...say whaaat?? LOl

This must have been one hell of a convo...I am so envious man..

~Sirius~ said...

WoW......
it must have felt like you were falling free, nothing holding you back the wind blowing through your hair.......Wow
An escape without ties. I admire how you told him for sure it wasn't going to be more than the phone conversation.

Really nice post......and anonymous sounds really cool too.

Vimbai said...

Oooooh girl, now you've made me all green with envy! I agree with Good Naija Girl...drag his ass to the altar!

There's nothing wrong with lusting after cocky men, give me some Jose Mourinho any day!

As for the Marmite...you're by yourself on that one mate :-)

Audzz said...

lol @ good naija gal - drag him to the altar - i second that! bits of that scene remind me of someone... nothng beats a heart-2-heart convo with no judgement. LOVE YOU SHONA XXX

rethots said...

...the forehead kiss???? Hmmm.....

Danny Bagucci said...

Guess that's part of the freedom anonymity brings.. not having to live up to expectations all the time... Great gist from the look of things tho.... Looks like there was a lot of chemistry btw u too....I'd had hazarded some more gist if i were in your shoes... possibly meet up in future.. But guess that's why we have walls in the first place -- to rpotect ourselves from repeat violations.. but at some stage the wall shave to come down don't you think?

neema divine said...

wow.

Shubby Doo said...

wow...you do have courage...opening up to a complete strnager... who would croon 'one love' to u...damn girl...good for u...u are a star shona...keep simling and sparkling hun

p.s
to mr anon...that's for giving shona her groove back

pp.s
shona abeg pass him my number jare...lol

gbengasile said...

Brilliant post! There is a degree of fun in having good conversation with anonymous people. I once had a blind date for a good while and we got so close through these intimate converstaions that we found ourselves falling in love with each other so naturally we were all over each other when we eventually met and that marked the end of our friendship. Things changed suddenly. I wish we had never met. Remarkable post, Shona.

MissLove said...

this post carry weight oh! lol omo this babe!!!!

Ms Sula said...

There are so many passages I want to cosign in this write-up! It's like you just read my dream situation and put it all on paper!!! :)

Loved it.


(Amaretto Disaronno is THE best!!!!)

ShonaVixen said...

@Funms - yes you are first hon!!well done to you!!Yeah, m one of those peeps who just heart marmite..i really should be a spokesperson for them, for real for real..lol..

@GNG - hey hon!!Yup meeting them in person would be great BUT i guess it was the whole anonymity thing that kept it interesting...

@Nefertiti - somehow i just want to call u Neffi like Keyshia Cole's sister, everytime I watch the show and she's on i think of ya..lol..Hmmm blondie..lol..he called me Anonymously...me nah call the brethren..lol...I like the whole mystery and comfort with a stranger but i really dont want them to come into my zone...m wierd i guess

@Temite - glad i made you smile hon!!Shuuu i just wish others happy sexing its still dry season over here yoh!!..lol...

@K - My Aussie friend brought me Vegemite when he came from the hols and i so loved it too...so am glad its just not me wiv such great taste..lol..
Gurl - I like me some Sean Carter too!!And Bill 'I didnt have sexual relations with that woman' Clinton is cool too!
Ohhh yeah I remember Luke Perry oooh weee, now that was the show!!

Sirius - yeah it was such a great feeling, so liberating!!And yup I had to tell myself that this should just stay as it was a phone call and nothing more!!

@Vimbayi - Ndeipi China??Yes, Jose Mourinho is The One for reals!! I'll still love me some martime!

ShonaVixen said...

@Audzz - You know I have mad love for ya boo!!I guess at one point we've all had such a convo, where you're just free, yourself and can say anything..but you being my girl n all..who does it remind you of henh?Jorl back and tell me china!!

@rethots - trust you to single that one out!!..lol..but yeah, to me that's the most endearing of kisses!It just weakens me..

@Danny Bagucci - yup, there's no expectations,yeah i did think of meeting up and how it would go down BUT I refrained from such, let them be who they are in my imagination..reality can suck!!..lol..The walls, the walls, thats my next post actually so we'll talk about that later!!

@Neema - wow factor convo

@ShubbyDoo - Even i was like wow, you're rather comfy Shona..lol..but I guess i went with the flow..lol...yeah Shona's got her groove back and I'll give him ur number..lol..

@gbengasile - as i said before, reality does suck sometimes!!..lol...and glad you enjoyed the post.

@MissLove - you this babe ..lol!!

@MsSula - first n foremost, the most important part of ur comment - Disaronno is definitely the best!!I like mine neat and on the rocks!!Yay!!Cant wait to have a shot..maybe i should just buy a bottle and stock at home, have a shot a day!!..lol..
M glad you like the post hon!!and once more Amaretto Disaronno is the best!!

Angel said...

Sorry it took me so long to say hi (following but not commenting I need a slap on the wrists)
Anyway this post was amazing, you lucky girl, I love conversations like that, its good to be able to open up to anyone and when it’s a stranger no judgement is involved.
I wish I had heard his voice...

sherryice said...

lucky you...having such a convo..with no strings attached...hhmmmhh..you had your moment there shona....loved the post!!!

Tigeress said...

ooohhhhh is this love Shona?

as for Seductive- watch what u say o. It's my boys that run it. lol!!! I know what u mean about not wanting to go back there- all those razz sunglasses wearing dudes and half naked gurls. anyway, story story- I shall be there Saturday after xmas. lol!!!

Rita said...

Sounds like that innocent love...that type in primary school...sure you want this call to remain anonymous?

Tigeress said...

Abi o. We shall see there. I've kinda update btw.

Buttercup said...

damn...now u got me wishing!

a thought just occurred to me..what if he actually is a fellow blogger? lol!

badderchic said...

lucky lucky Shona.

prescribe your soap for some of us o! lol

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

how i miss having those sensuaous phone calls lasting for hours,
Sho am sooooo jealous,
but marmite??????
hate the stuff with a passion that i dont even display during sexing lol

Afrobabe said...

Hmmmm babes...you are getting all coded....who be this voice??

ShonaVixen said...

@Angel - yup slap on the wrist for ya gurl!!and i really liked the non-judgemental part of the conversation!His voice girl...yup even you would have melted..lol..


@Tigeress...no, not love @ all!!hmmm so them boys are ur boys too...i've known since Seductive wasnt so grand and you could count us in the club..(supporting a friend i suppose!!..lol)..So Saturday after Xmas we roll 2getha then..lol..

@Rita - my girl!!!Yes, I do want it to remain anonymous coz then in person maybe i wont like the way he chews or somthing..lol..i just think it best it remains anon!!


@Tigeress - 'kinda update' is not what you did...you just tried to cheat us wiv a fake update...proper story about Penn Station please!!

@Buttercup - i love those shoes and please hurry up n post my Balenciaga shoes, the postal service in SA is kinda reliable so hurry!! Fellow blogger???I think not as i havent given any blogger my number unless of course they're good at 'investigation'...oooh imagine?!?Hmmm...maybe.gosh imagine??Buttercup that wasnt a funny suggestion...and if it was them they'll be pleased to know i did a whole post about the conversation...lol..


@Badderchic - i use Lifebouy..the red one...lol!!

@MDM - LOL... and here i was thinking of sending you a jar of Marmite for Xmas...guess i can forget that then!!..lol..

@Afrobabe - such shame you are meant to be first no???The voice..i dont know who it was gurl, no be code...its an anonymous caller!I dont wanna know who it was as well!Too good a conversation will be spoilt wiv reality...reality sucks sometimes!!

Standtall said...

"...but we all know, that if he can back up his talk, then every man has a right to be cocky so long as he doesn’t turn into an arrogant ass"
WORD!

Mi-lady, this is f---king cool.

ShonaVixen said...

@Standtall - High Five hon!!!..cocky = sexy, arrogant = turnoff!!

B2B said...

On Point!

i like this Shona
thanks for dropping it,
and also for dropping by mine...

Jaguda said...

im impressed. i dont get impressed easily but i am. u def know quality. checked out duchamp so thanks for the tip. as for the call glad u enjoyed it. sometimes convos with anonymous people are amongst the best convos we will ever have bcos we are so relaxed when we have them

ShonaVixen said...

@B2B - anytime, and thanx for dropping by 2!!

@Jaguda - 'QUALITY' is my middle name..lol...i love those shirts, i was gushing and acting a fool the first time i walked into their store..and now I have given the tip to my girls on what to get their men for Xmas..a Duchamp shirt is a must-have in a man's wardrpbe!!!

Lady Koko said...

THIS POST..TOOK ME SOMEHWERE verrrrrrrrry familiar........THE EFFECT OF A VOICE.......i should know......
p.s:xoxo

Laughter said...

Had a doppy smile on my face whilst reading this. You go gurl.

Buttercup said...

thanx hon....i've posted ur shoes ages ago!!! i cant believe u've not received em..damn postal service!!

hehehe ok, hopefully he's not a blogger..

ShonaVixen said...

@Lady Koko...hmmm...i wonder where it took u..lol..xoxo

@Laughter - glad i put a doppy smile on yr face girl..:)

@Miss Buttercup - do you know something i dont abt this Mr Anonymous?!?...imagine he's a blogger though??hmm new scandal for blogville will unfold soon o..lol..and gurl quit messing with me regarding my shoes though..stop it!you're going to end up being the grinch that stole my Xmas..:(

*Lady D* said...

first time on your blog. I really like it! :-D

Jaybabe said...

The Happy Sexing part really cracked me up...lol..

how you doing babes?

THIRTY + said...

Ok bold girl, be careful.

I sound boring don't I, but in my defence I've heard too much issh.

So has he called back.

ShonaVixen said...

@ Lady D - please do come again and glad u like it..fab sista!!

@Jaybabe - LOL...hey ShonaV is like the Sexing Fairy...sprinkling happy sexing dust on all..lol...m good, have a cold but otherwise m good!!

Nwa Chi said...

I am totally crazy about the forehead kiss...

T said...

I know you love Duchamps London and OB. I love em as well but there is a new kid on the Block; POSE London, you will find them in convent gardern. Its the new halmark for men's clothing

ShonaVixen said...

@Nwa Chi - you too!!!Yup that kiss is da kiss...lol...

@T - Thanx for the heads up, have been to their website and yup some of their shirts are it!!will be in Covent Garden at some point during my 2wk break...so will make sure to go in there!!

RocNaija said...

Adorable..

Update sometime soon?