Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Say My Name..Say My Name!!

Hello, my name is ShonaVixen..Miss Vixen if you nasty (lol), I've been living in London for the past 7 winters, my mother has South African blood in her and my dad is Zimbabwean(though our ancestors actually trekked all the way from Tanzania, some settled in Malawi, and some carried on to settle in Zimbabwe). I can speak French, Portuguese Creole and I understand some Wolof. I can cook okra soup, I love suya, fried plaintain, I can make a mean tabbouleh...I love Naija-pop music: Gongo Aso - which i had to google for the lyrics..the pidgin part's are ok as for the Yoruba ones hilarious...lol..No-one like You, Ifunanya, Do Me, Bizzy body ok any PSquare song, 2Face Idibia , Yahooze...so you see I've learnt a lot during my stay in London and will continue to learn! Thabo Mbeki's 'I am an African' couldnt have said it better!! Mona & Rethots thought I was Nigerian so I thought to let you know just a little bit of me...
The power-sharing agreement in Zim was signed, His Excellency said
'They are waiting for a day when this man, this evil man, called Robert Mugabe is no longer in control," he said. "And I don't know when that day is coming." So he has no thoughts of resigning?
"No — or a thought of dying," Mugabe chuckled.

I hope this agreement covers the most important factors, the road to economic recovery, removal of sanctions, a health care system, teachers back in schools...rebuilding the force that was Zimbabwe!! And then my other love South Africa??WTH...Thabo Mbeki is no longer the president, 11 ministers have resigned and Jacob Zuma who stated in court (for rape charges) that he took a shower to try to reduce his risk of infection after having unprotected sex with an HIV + female... shall lead the nation soon..*sigh*..I pray for the two countries that have their blood in me!!

I've been suffering from both writer's and blogger's block..(my book needs to be done by mid -October if its to hit the shelves in December..)and have been busy playing Scrabble with Afro..i so love Scrabble..any challengers out there??so excuse this post because once again I had to consult my dearest Mr Oscar or Mr Oooooscar if you dare go there with him..He started being all diva-ish (just because he got 5seconds of fame in a James Bond movie o), feeling all important but because i know how helpful he can be, I sucked it up and bossed him to helping me..lol..So usual routine, he throws his crazy questions, words like three-some and bondage were mentioned...did i say he was a freak??Yes, he's a freak!! I was now thinking he's just getting too freaky and not helpful when he mentioned the subject of today's post!!

In the throes of passion, some people just start talking or shouting..lol..but things are said. Some like asking questions, some declare their love, some say the wrong things, some like BondGirl said make 'African' moans..(I will personally call her to hear this one). Some have names reserved for their love-making sessions, and to my dearest men out there please dont ever, under no circumstances ask the question 'Who's your daddy?'..please I beg of you!!Because the females I know dont like that question!Unless you want them to say 'You are not my daddy o!' and I personally would start telling you that Papa Vixen is in Zimbabwe, a former CIO(Zim's version of the MI5) and he really wouldnt want to know some-one else is wanting me to call them 'daddy'...

Mr Oscar says you can call him anything so long as its not another person's name...But on the real wrong names have been said too!! That would be an ultimate passion killer..oooh yaah..calling me Betty and you know this is Shona Vixen!Be ready to say you last words...

Some want you to lie 'Say this is the best you've ever had!Say it!!'...when we all know it aint!
Some offer words of encouragement...'Yes!That's it!ooooh go on...that's right!'...
Some suddenly develop a different accent..the most popular is the American accent for the non-Americans..I wonder why??Maybe they're fans of ManDigo!!..lmao...

So my dearest people what's been said to you?What names do you like to be called??You get an alter-ego who enters the love-zone with you?? Go on share, dont be shy....and as always Happy Sexing xoxo

PS: That picture just kills me!!!!LMBAO...

22 comments:

naijalines said...

LOL!!!!!
"Who's your daddy?"
Girl, you've killed me with laughter.
Yes o, tell them. No incest here!

good naija girl said...

Thanks for sharing more about you! I thought you were Nigerian too.

You're writing a book? What is it about? lol given the topic of some of your blog entries am I asking a rhetorical question?

ShonaVixen said...

@Naijalines - LOL...For reals its like incest!!

@GNG - I can just see Mona smiling cheekily and saying'u see its not just me'..lol..glad i shared this bit of me then. Yes been writing the book for the past 2 years..its changed over the course..its about love,friendships,loss,strength,family et all...its my first baby and the birth is now due!!

Vee said...

Chil, you mean you have time to write a book and study law! Clearly the mixed genes thing worked for you in the brains department!

ShonaVixen said...

that explains the 2yr writing period..but m committed to do both!!guess its also the VIRGO in me....

aloted said...

all the best with ur book...

yah i also though u were Nigerian till u told Mona otherwise :-)

Aphrodite said...

lmao...
So you are half zimbabwean and half south-african.
Cool.
I just knew you had to have some African blood in you girl!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

LOL I say anything in bed
anything to ge me laid proper lol
dont get the whole whoose your daddy business
WTF
Itsn like me saying
whoose your mummy
WTF

Mz. Dee said...

Who's ur daddy!!!!
I HATE THAT SHYT!!!!!!!

I dunno of any1 noticed oh bt 9ja movies hv a habit of screamin "who's ur daddy" in their so called sex scenes.

Its such a bloody turn off.

Stick with baby and my nickname jo..

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaahahahahaha!!!

Best of luck with that book. So exciting!


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

miz-cynic said...

D worst scenario for me has been a very sincere-i love u..with me responding..thank you.

pink m said...

Hey! thanks for stopping by mine's. 'who's your daddy?' Eish!! Actually I can't think of names I like to be called, and I'm with you on 'is this the best you've had?' I always wonder why this question has to come up.

Emilia said...

hahahahaahhahahhahahahah so funny shaz wandipedza saka mudara is a former cio chero wangu,
We have soooo much in common shaz
I too have roots ku Joza .... Zim blood too...
But you are so talented, what´s your IQ by the way ?

ShonaVixen said...

@Aloted - thanx hon, just pray it all works out!Where's Mona to come and rub it in my face??LOL...

@Aphrodite - yess guess m half/half..lol..yup African blood flows through my viens!!I love Africa!!!

@MDM - Gurl you so right!!!LMAO...Who's ur mummy??LMAO...LOL...

@MZ Dee - u trying hon, you got here on time..lol...yess Naija movies have that ish..i love naija movies o...lol


@Solomonsdyelle - Thank you hon!!hope lil man Bomboy is fine!!ok that shows favoritism..and TE & TK are all cute and fun!!

@Mizcynic- lol...gurl..lol...Thank you..lmao...


@PinkM - thanx for coming here too hon...hmmm i wonder why they ask that question??shuuut one day they'll get an honest answer..lol..

@Emilia - hesi sha!!so tese tiri maCIO babies??inga shuwa!!!Yup sooo much in common sha! I just hope my baby will be a success, scary stuff hon..Nway ndokubata iwe paFB or email handitika? xoxo

Ade Adeyemi said...

hilarious... 'who's ur daddy?', dont even need him to be moaning or talking like me... I do enough of that for both of us... wow thought u were nigerian too... funny! love the ramblings hun...and good luck with the book!

Sprezatura said...

You arent nigerian? and you speak wolof? impressive,where did you learn wolof from, i feel so cheated, we want to know Zim too, thats anything aside Mugabe and Tvangarai(think that guy is ugly) and yes Oliver Mutu whatever dont remember what ends the name.

ShonaVixen said...

@Ade - yeah now i've realised many people thought i was Nigerian!!Thanx hon, i did ramble hunh?..lol..thats me..lol..

@Sprezatura - one of my BFFs is from Gambia, and well had to learn it if most of the time i spend time wiv her family!!You know I'll do a dedication to my home post next week, give you a peak of Zimbabwe ne? LOL @ Tsvangirai's looks...yes that man is UGLY for reals, once i mentioned it i was lambasted for being superficial but hey ugly is ugly and he is!!!
And its Oliver Mutukudzi...wow i am well impressed hon!!!

good naija girl said...

Congrats on the book o! I'm sure you will keep us posted as you progress on it!

Africans can write sha...just amazing!

Bondgirl said...

Eish...I nearly missed this post hey? LMAO!! Love Shona Vixen. But for real...whose your daddy? WTF and the classic "is that good for you/do you like that"- said like 4 or 5 times...shut up and do the damn job man! worst nickname during sex...african guy saying "yes mummy thats the way..." WTF MUMMY...how can you be doing the things you are doing to me and then call me MUMMY??...I was so turned off I stopped it there and then...msccheeeeew!

flabby said...

lol..this post was so random i found!! i started reading..then ended up in throes of passion and im like wha??

lol..some people dont call out any names:)

Audzz said...

Hello Miss Vixen, oooooh dat mean i'm nasty????... Well, for moi in the throws of passion i say whatever i wanna say (no ego boosting lies tho - jus plain truth) and i scream if i wanna scream...

Nothing off putting being said to me that i can think of, coz i wont be listening??? lol... well a man should work it and i can make the sounds - when i'm working it body language is the only response i wanna be getting! hm.. hameno

All the best with your book Miss Vixen... labour that baby out of your system, lol.. Cant wait to get my own signed copy :)

Raisins and Rum said...

hehehehehe .,,who's your daddy?.....hia...i agree with naijalines o! no incest ABG(abeg)..
tis good ur not nigerian but still love the music..

but to think of asking me about my daddy..while....