Tuesday, 10 March 2009

A Peak into Shona's World...

Hey darlings…wow, firstly thank you to all my lovelies who checked up on me, Funms,Kooks,Buttercup,WordMerchant et more…I’m much better thank you, yup I have my voice back, its croackie but its back!Afro advised that I just shut up for a while..gurl, you know that’s a challenge!
With my post today, I lower the walls I have with blogville, and let you enter into my world just a little bit, maybe just a peak into my world whilst I share some things that have been happening to me!

Yours truly is a Sunday School teacher!!Yup @ St Mellitus Catholic Church, I’m loving it! The kids are so sweet and great, I also get to bring out my inner child..and I think I'm a cool Sunday School teacher. However when I tell folks, they burst out laughing and say they need to witness this for themselves!!Blogville, you aren't surprised are you??Surely not my faithful friends here..LOL!!
I'm a pre-term baby!Yes I decided to see the world 2 months before they expected me too! Apparently that's why I'm asthmatic. I was in the incubator for the most part of the 2 months, when my parents took me home, I was so tiny they had fun by putting me in a shoe box..imagine that!!My dad also nick-named me mosquito...gosh the love and excitement of having their daughter!!LOL...I therefore donate to the Tommy's Baby charity.

My one year celibacy anniversary is coming up soon..yeah yeah its nothing to harp on about to some folks BUT I will!! Don’t even know how I’m going to celebrate it..LOL!!They should have Hallmark cards for it..'Well Done For Not Getting Some For a Whole 12 MONTHS!'..LOL...When I told my friend that 'Good things come to those who wait' he laughed..and told me I might as well stay celibate for ever because I need to go out there and get some!!..See this man, trying to mess with my flow and innocence..*cough*cough* (hey m feigning innocence now that I'm Sister Sho the Cool Sunday School teacher!!..lol)

My grandma is around…and I’m seriously contemplating hiding the tv remote control..folks I can’t watch anything on tv unless its FamilyFortunes,Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Takeshi’s Castle, Nigerian movies (I like Naija movies BUT I really don’t want to be watching the ones with the subtitles!!) These are the times I’d wish I had another getaway place to go to especially over the weekends!..I felt like crying on Sunday, seriously and so when my aunt from the States called I used that as an opportunity to change the channel and watch Desperate Housewives..I now regret giving away the tv I had in my bedroom...sigh..I do love my grandma BUT she’s hogging the tv yoh!.LOL

I was off yesterday and headed to B&Q, I got some flowers for my balcony had been procastinating about doing this till I read Angel’s blog. So I got some Chrysanthemums, primroses, and lavendars…my balcony will for sure be looking pretty soon!! I wouldn’t call myself green-fingered BUT I do like beautiful flowers and I just feel like I need to connect with nature. I also got some paint for the spare room in my house which I’ll be renting out again. So this Friday as I have the day off, I will be painting that room and yup I can paint very well!! When I told my friend if he could drive me to B&Q for some paint and flowers he was surprised to say the least, that I could paint…errr just because I wear the hell out of my 4inch pumps and can act girly doesn’t mean that I can’t DIY around my house! Which reminds me..I broke my bed AGAIN..lol..IKEA I needs a refund!!I guess I didn't fix the bed right the first time, so I just might need a male pair of hands but imagine inviting a male into my room after a year of non-activity on my darling bed asking him to 'FIX' it for moi????LOL!!!!

This last weekend, I sang and bowled with the diva herself..LONDONDIVA and she put me to shame on the mic…this woman can rap!!Was great meeting her and she's every inch of fabulous!! and then I partied the nite away toghether wiv my girl Parakeet!! Yes, it was a Bloggers weekend for moi though my side-kick Afro wasn’t there..she was missed!! I planned a SURPRISE birthday do for my BFF with bowling/karaoke in the afternoon, dinner at Thai Square and then partying at Clause Bar!I love organising things and she was very well impressed that now I'm her official wedding planner!!

As I’ve been physically ill, I’m feeling blah…you know out of it..I need excitement in my life..SERIOUSLY!! I hadn’t been sick for the most part of winter so when I got a cold, laryngitis hit me too, asthma had a lil picnic with me and I’m just drained now! Yup, drained is the word….And my creative juices are dry at the moment so I'm sorry I haven't concluded my 3-part 'Great Loves', I have to be in the zone to top my last post which btw I didn't think would have such a great response..thank u guys, you are far too kind!!

So how come I’m not a nominee in Category A for the Bloggers Award?Hmmm so I’m so not interesting or entertaining, you don’t like the use of media ie music on this Blog??You Judas’!!!..LOL…I must have at least 10 awards from Category B then…and yes it’s a threat!!I love you my dearies and as always Happy Sexing xoxo

56 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Is it possible?? Can I be first??

Doubt it but no harm trying...lol

ShonaVixen said...

wow..impressive I must say Afro!!

K said...

category B will be yours I am sure of it....DIY girl,celibate for a year like amai sorobhi but rocking 4inch heels to keep the sexy alive (even though the sex is not) and teaching Sunday school...you surprised me in one post sha

As for your stalkers...hameno where you found this dude now you are denying him...lol. Seriously though T-mobile needs to step up their game as if they have never been stalked in their lives...

Glad you are better chica!

Afrobabe said...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I was first...OMg.I have even forgotten why I came back here..


Lmao...Ok yes I came to laugh my ass of at the tot of you being a sunday school teacher...have you got any appropriate clothes??/ hahahahahahhahahaha...OMG, let me read more...hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa...Tears streaming down my eyes, will need to cool down a bit before I can go any further....

Afrobabe said...

You met Londondiva...hmmmm am off to look at the pics again..infact I think I know who she is....I MISSED!!!! sob sob sob..not fair, you guys weren't meant to have fun without me....

You must win something in category B..must must must...

Shona the sunday school teacher...hahahahhahahahahahahha...Please tell me what you wore...

Hmmm how does a celibate woman break her bed...hmmmmmm...the rabbit got a bit rampant?

Danny B said...

wow... u're a sunday school teacher? Mehn.. I have to straighten out my spiritual life sharpish!!!!!!

ShonaVixen said...

@K..LOL!!!@Amai Sorobhi..gurl you're a trip..LOL!!!!Thanx so much for checking up on me hon!!You're great!!
Hmmmm yeah sexy Sunday School teacher!!..lol...Glad I surprised you boo xxx

@Afro - I knew it!!I so knew it you'd be the first to laugh in my face...yes I have errr conservative church clothes..lol!! The lil boys in Sunday school will tell you that!!..lol!!
Unfortunately you won't find any pics of LondonDiva out there because we didnt have a camera in the afternoon, silly me forgot the camera at home so no pics were taken at the bowling/karaoke do!!
I haven't even used the rampant rabbit in all that time..seriously hon..

Funms-the rebirth said...

sunday school teacher? thats so great......... didnt think of u as one tho..
why in Gods name were u in a hurry to be born? what couldnt u wait to see Ms shona?
congrats on being celibate for almost one year. I have just began to go down that road again and i hope and pray i make it to one year. Awww ur bff must have been so happy.
from Londondiva's blog, she sounds fab, glad u had a great weekend so when i come to london, u'd show me a lil fun right

Funms-the rebirth said...

and btw, u own Category B, kust u and K.... im rooting for u....

fantasy queen said...

u're a sunday school teacher? cool.

i've got a stalker too, its crazy, three years and i'm still praying he stops cos i just cant imagine discarding my current number.

maybe u shd send someone to meet with him, or go there urself with some hefty guys, just tell it to him straight to leave u alone(he probably believes he's talking to the lady he met when he got the num)

Tigeress said...

Hey Shona! It's been a minute. We keep missing each other on IM. glad to hear u kinda feel better! :)

Sunday school Teacher hun? Thats real nice. Even tho u're a teacher, u will definitely learn as well. As a matter of fact my pastor has made me join the sunday school teaching team. But this is for the adults. i dont mind doing it- it means people wont have to sit a looooong hour dying of boredom. I'm gonna cut mine short and make it more interactive. lol!!! hopefully they wont kick me out as the bad sister.

lol@ at your grandma/aunt. I'm a big tv person so that wont sit too well with me. go get ur tv back! lol

So for those of who want to meet Shona- go to St Mellitus Catholic Church. I on the other hand has had the pleasure of being added to her FB. Speaking of which- pictures of this weekend- is it on ur name profile or blog name?

ShonaVixen said...

@Danny - Yes O! Shona the Vixen is a Sunday School Teacher!!

@Funms - thanx once more for checking up on me hon!!I guess the womb wasn't that fabulous for me so I got out there to see all the cute lil booties and clothes..lol!!I guess that explains my impatience though...
Funms hurry up and come to London, will definitely show you around hon!!
And yes LondonDiva is FAB!!
Yes me and Kooks should win Category B - Southern Africa babes own that one!!..LOL!!

@Fantasy Queen - Girl, m seriously considering it, my girl said I should call all the burly men I know and go there on Wednesday..lol!!!

@Tigeress - Hey hon...yup its been a minute and we keep missing each other!!Miss you/chatting to ya hon!!Yeah I'm introducing fun things to do in the lessons so they won't complain as we know how honest lil kids can be!
The pictures are on my profile page..I have a new album there..the latest album has the pics...Gurl I just hope no blogger pitches up at my church..but then again they mightn't spot me o..LOL!!!

pink-satin said...

lol @ afro..how does a celibate woman break her bed!lol
awww..just tr n enjoy the naija movies with ur grandma!!

RocNaija said...

:-) If you can break a bed all on your own. Trust me you don't need a man.. Cos if he manages to top that he'll end up in Guys & St. Thomas.

A picture of you in a shoebox will be a classic.. As will a picture of you in Sunday school..

Speaking of which, I used to know a sunday school teacher once.. a long long time ago..

Glad to hear you're feeling better..

RocNaija said...

Damn.. One hour and I can't even get into the top ten... duhh!!

Padosh said...

SHONA!!!! Yay!!! Im happy ur back.
Sunday school teacher??? shuo?
Is it fear of the signs of the end times that had you repenting??lol.
Awww i love kids too but knowing me il end up pinching a child one day and they will call police for me.

audzz said...

Aww shona u was called "mosquito" by daddy! 2 whole months early - shoot! Gurl u can do anything! LOL...Totally jerasi i missed out on ya surprise party (my own fault)... Anyhoo glad you're back and feeling better! See you soon xxx

TRYBES said...

Its my first time on your blog and am so fascinated by your "Trueness".It felt so good readin through everyline.Will always dropby for some more...

Robyn said...

hey,,the sunday school thingie is good,,for you to reunite with the lil child that is in you.
alot has been happening in your life,,:\
am glad that you r all good.

Good Naija Girl said...

Awww, hope you don't feel so drained anymore, and are back to feeling 100% soon.

I nominated you for something in the NBAs so I hope my vote counts!

You own your own place eh? May I please pick your brain and ask some questions? I'll send you an email.

Enjoy the rest of the week!

Uzezi said...

in a shoe box? you?

sunday school teacher? you?

i fank believe it. lol.

damn. i really envy you and want to be like you when i grow up. imagine the satisfaction i will get from teaching kids about God! I want to do that.

congrats on the celibacy thing o. its not easy at all. temptations and all

Confessions of a London gal said...

Sunday school what??!! Do the kids know what they are in for?! Lol!
Even me sef they dint nominate me for category A, if my name doesnt crop in category B, then i'll jst close up, abi now?
Hope ur friend's birthday was fun and r u feeling beter now?

Geebee said...

Sunday school teacher?????? Hmm, no offence meant but I must say that one took me by surprise. I bet it’s fun being one especially when you get to teach kids. . . so adorable they are. Wao, preterm baby. Thank God you survived. It’s a testimony and goes to show that God has awesome plans for you in life . . . Overall rating by me on Shona- Impressive!

Geebee said...

Sunday school teacher?????? Hmm, no offence meant but I must say that one took me by surprise. I bet it’s fun being one especially when you get to teach kids. . . so adorable they are. Wao, preterm baby. Thank God you survived. It’s a testimony and goes to show that God has awesome plans for you in life . . . Overall rating by me on Shona- Impressive!

wordmerchant said...

Shona is teaching at sunday school!!!!!!! congrats honey. Don't mind them, i always knew you were a good girl :)

You guys went singing and bowling..next time please holler at a girl. London bloggers are just so shy..its nice to hear that we can have some fun. I want in next time.

Your gran is here? is it your gambian gran?..please say nagadef to her for me.

As for not getting some....i am waving the flag, it so sucks, i have been virginised.

Glad you are back xxx

mizchif said...

Wow, sunday sch teacher huh....impressive!

As for all this bloggers hanging out....I WANT IN!!! In fact, i will make sure i notify you all whenever i'm coming over and you MUST involve me, show me ard, and all and evry!

mizchif said...

Don't worry, category B is definitely yours.

bumight said...

ok, like everyone has already said, i am having a hard time imagining u as a sunday school vixen! LOL!!

and why do u always say happy sexing when u're celibate and a sunday school teacher? LOL

Writefreak said...

I'm glad you're feeling better...and i hope everything clears up and you're good as new soon!
Congrats on your one year celibacy! Yes it's an achievement and i am drinking to that (water sa! lol)

Take care chic

Afrobabe said...

Just came to laugh some more...hahahhhahahahahahahahah really needed that...thanks...

*shaking her head....Shona the sunday school teacher...hahahahhahah

Bondgirl said...

Iwe school teacher... I need to tell Black this because he was asking the other day why catholic school teachers are cute...hmmmm

as for the blog awards was not aware but will try and vote for you before I turn in..good luck!

by the way...u were sick?? where was my memo?

ShonaVixen said...

@Pink-Satin - please don't pay Afro no mind! Girl, the Naija movies are either in Yoruba or Igbo or some other Naija language that both my grandma or I understand but she'll insist on watching them!!!

@RocNaija - LOL @ Guys &St Thomas'..but I just need to say the bed broke not because of activities or lack thereof..for real for real!!
Hmm a picture of me in a shoe box...when I look at my baby pictures and m lying on the sofa or something I always wonder if they'd put me in the shoe box before or after..lol!!
Roc not u too thinking its funny m a Sunday School teacher... a picture of me @ Sunday School..is utter fabulosity..lol!! Care to share your story about a Sunday School teacher?Definitely not innocent I know!!

@Padosh - all i have to say to you is please don't go!!!

@Audzz - yeah I better see u soon china!!! And don't u call me 'mosquito' or else I'll bite ya!!

@Trybes - thanx and please do come again!!

@Robyn - Thanx, at you're not laughing at me!!Thanx!!

@GNG - hon I hope your vote gets me something!! Thank u hon!!And I hope you win too hon!!

@Uzezi - Thank you girl, yup I was once in a shoe-box..OMG I just had a EUREKA moment...that's why I love shoes so much..blame it on my parents!!
And yeah the celibacy thing aint easy!!

@Confessions - Yes girl...we need those awards these Judases didn't nominate us for Category A..lol!!The birthday do went down very well!!

ShonaVixen said...

@Geebee - Why thank you very much!!!!

@WordMerchant - Jerejef my darling!!At least you've always known m such a good girl...thank u once more!! Yes its my Gambian grandma doing this to me o!!..LOL!!! I will definitely invite you next time should we go out though I've said m in hibernation for the next few MONTHS till summer!!

@Mizchif - just call when you are around my dear and we'll hang out!! Hmmm maybe we should organise a London bloggers do or something!!
And thank you for voting for moi..now those awards just need to come rolling in..LOL!!

@Bumight - lol, i was wondering who would say that to me and you said it first..hey I live vicariously through you all so that's why i say happy sexing!!..LOL...

@Writefreak - Thank you hon, m glad to be feeling better and alive!!! Yes o lets drink to me..bottoms up (yup its water too!!)

ShonaVixen said...

@Afro - Gurl stop finding comedy on my blog!! LOL!!! Yeah i know its Comic Relief on Friday but my lil feelings are hurt...LOL!!!Gosh I need to change, act all Sunday School ish..lol!!!Yes I do have clothes that are err befitting for church..I'll show you when u come to raid my closet..lol!!

@Bondgirl - Hmmm i think the memo got lost on its way to Melbourne..lol!!Yeah m a cute sassified vixen of a teacher..LOL...just joking coz this will give Afro more ammunition!!LOL

AlooFar said...

lol @ ur threat.

AlooFar said...

lol @ your threat.

LondonDiva said...

Aww thanks for the love Shona! It was a HUGE PLEASURE meeting you and your friends finally. I've already told you via e-mail...all lovely and beautiful!! I had a great time! Glad you're back on the mend, I think I overdid it myself over the weekend and am still paying for it. Danced so hard I pulled a muscle just above my knee, didn't even feel that till Sunday, then had 3 hours sleep only to get up to go London Fashion Weekend. Wouldn't have missed any of it though! My pics are up on Facebook, I clocked yours too a few days ago. And don't worry my shoe attire was straight up decent!!

I'm still killing it at Tamara's 'PAPA' during the karoke as I just popped into EAT and heard and Alicia Keys song and that brought me right back!!

RocNaija said...

fear not SV.. Roc believes you.. I break my bed every week irrespective of activities or lack there of.. And it's metal as well..

And what's sunday school teaching got to do with innocence?! You lost me on that one.. :)

Might share one day though.. Jehovah's witnesses count right?

Ms Sula said...

I am in love with you Shona. Really I am.

That was so random and so cute and so sensitive and so cute, ok let me stop.

But I understand the side eyes people might give you on the sunday school teacher thing. People are always surprised when we start talking bible and God because they assume having a different opinion on some things means you don't know better...

Not in the shoe box!! :)... I am starting to think Zim girls are tiny. I met a beautiful Zim girl recently (married to a Nigerian dude by the way :)) and she is so so tiny. Beautiful but sometimes I'm afraid the wind might just blow her away. :)

IKEA is the devil... but what where you doing on your bed to break it though???!!! I thought you were celibate? :D

And besides who is this friend always popping up in your write ups? Uh?

Loved reading you!

p.s: I wish I was in London man, I knew I would get along with you guys so much! I wanna party with you lot! ;)

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

In a shoe box ? That better had been a zanotti, jimmy choo, or manolo shoe box we talking about, you sexy self can not be allowed to suffer the indignity of being put in a priceless shoe box lol.

Enjoyed taking a peak into your world next time just throw the doors wide open lol
as for your year of celibacy join the club, i have been hving loads of phone sex though so it kinda defeats the purpose

~Sirius~ said...

Sunday school Teacher!!!!!

Wow!...that's really nice.

An Almost congratulations on your celibacy.....

ShonaVixen said...

@Aloofar - I just hope you're scared and will act on it and GO & VOTE, Obama Style!!!!

@LondonDiva - gurl soon its the Birthday Tea right?And the ice skating too..now that I'm looking forward to as I can't skate to save my life!!..LOL...Girl that 'PAPA' bit will never be the same again..m calling her a lil French girl..Emelie i'll have to check which French name rhymes wiv Tamara..lol!!And now I put Vanilla Ice on my i-pod thanks to you..lol!!

@Roc - Rockie dearest, why oh why do u have an iron bed? Are you blogging from the pen?..Iron bed..and you've had action on it??..Roc..i just can't get it out of my head..IRON BED!!!and then you're breaking it!!Wow..Roc, you got some mad skills then hunh?
*asking coyly*'Roc, are u single?'...blushing...LOL!!!
Please don't mention Jehovah's Witness..gosh...they don't count..lol!!arent all of them sunday school teachers anyway though their teachings aren't restricted to Sundays, usually on a Saturday morning when Shona decides to have a lie-in!!!

@Ms Sula - Oh darling you just made my day and made me smile...i genuinely felt the love right thurr!!I LOVE YOU TOO HON!!!
Hmmm some Zimbabwe girls are small, though i'd love to say m not that small anymore..lol!Hmm Zim n Naija combination, good combo me thinks..lol!!
Which friend now?The male friend??there are 2 different ones there..lol!but no story wiv both of them..SERIOUSLY..
Girl I wish you were here too, when will you be in London hon, do come and visit!!!!

Fashinga said...

You're a sunday school teacher? Nice...
I dont know you well enuf to find it strange but from evrybody else's comment..i'm thinking its not something you're used to doing.

Well i'll be back..
Later Babes..
F.

LusciousRon said...

So you are a Sunday school teacher, never would have thought that and you were a premature baby wow.

the shoe box reminds me of my friend's baby that I sa a few days back that would definitely fit! I just can't suggest it to her now. She would cuss me out.

ShonaVixen said...

@Fashinga - Please ignore all those comments abt folks not believing I'm a Sunday School teacher..they're just playa-hating..LOL!!!Do come back hon xx

wordmerchant said...

@mdm: bad bad pikin..who are you having phone sex with??? lol! please pass on my number...haven't you heard of sharing? we are suffering here :)

Writefreak said...

I forgot to even congratulate you on being a Sunday school teacher..lol

wordmerchant said...

girl drop me a line anytime at
jarriatou@gmail.com

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

wait, ms. "Happy Sexing" is a Sunday School teacher?

What is this world turning into?

lol! Just kidding.

Hadassah said...

I feel you about the issues of the tv. I have to watch all my shows the next day because my boyfriend has to watch bball game the same time as my show. Usually we take turns during commercials.

bob-ij said...

lol @ mosquito. your parents put you in shoe box?? Too funny! And I always wished I had the cool sunday school teacher!... Hope the asthma is in hiding for now!

x!

Emeka Amakeze said...

Jesus slept in a manger and he loved kids. You slept in a shoe box and should love kids too. I guess that's why you're a sunday school teacher. But then, there is always something beautiful about staying with kids especially, when teaching them the right way.

city girl said...

I love primroses too........ hmm so how did u break your bed? do tell!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

I read this already mbut I must have missed that you broke your bed! You naughty babe, lol!

And abeg no vex with the counter at the blog. It reset and you are now #2!!! Funms has figured out a faster way to become first and she even mentioned it in her comment. It starts with 'T'....

=)

Buttercup said...

glad u r better!

congrats on ur celibacy..i hope u make it to one yr!!! me is rooting for u all the way..yay to celibacy!!! lmao!

awwwww @ being a sunday school teacher and getting ur DIY on..i now see u in another light!

my bro was also born premature..he didnt stay more than a week in the incubator!

My Bestfriend's Little Sister(MBLS) said...

Shona some strange coincidences:
I was also born 2 months early but I'm not sure that's the reason I have Asthma, and I'm also becoming a Sunday School teacher this October!