Wednesday, 17 December 2008

9 Ways to Have Mind-Blowing Sex Tonight!!!

Now, now this is Zane’s work (those who’ve read her work, especially the Sex Chronicles know that she’s one lady who gets all hot on paper!! or watch Zane's Sex Chronicles on Cinemax - hot!) and not mine.Me being me, I've commented on each of these ways!! I know some ain't getting no action, but no harm in knowing the tactics right??And me thinks some have done these, a few peeps come to mind, just won't say who...lol..
1. Use your car for more than driving
The next time you two pull into the garage, see how far back that passenger seat reclines. Or better yet, hop into the backseat and go at it like two teens out on a Saturday night.
The car, the car, the car,.. I definitely can say the car is for more than driving!!Long drives being the best!!!Gosh, memories...

2. Hook up in the hallway
Rough day at work? Unwind the second you get home by dropping your bag—and any inhibitions—as soon as you close the front door. Tell your man you've been waiting to feel his hands on you all day—and then use the doorknob to brace yourselves for impact, right there in the entryway.

My BFFs have keys to my place*keys signify the level of trust*, and so they have a many - a-times just barged into my crib, so this hallway action could backfire when the doorknob would hit him where the Good Lord split him….unless its at his place...but then again improtu loving is always da best no?

3. Make love to his mind
Ask your man one simple question: "What sexual fantasy would you want to fulfill with me?" It may be as basic as wanting you to initiate sex. Or as complex as a costume and a video camera. Either way, communicating your desires and needs to each other can be the ultimate aphrodisiac. After your candid sex talk, start fulfilling his intimate wishes (if you're comfortable with them) and ask him to reciprocate.

So long as the fantasy aint about a ménage-trois’ or any other ‘somes’…(I’m selfish like that)…I’m game!!..lol...Make love to the mind people!!!

4. Get on top
Forget about the missionary position—tonight you're riding high. I know you're nervous: I'm constantly getting questions from my readers about the woman-on-top position. But you deserve to take control at times. Not only will your partner appreciate being able to lie back and enjoy himself, but you'll also feel empowered by taking the lead. And trust me, I'm sure if you need a little assistance on top, your man will help you get into the groove.

Since its been quite a while..I did laugh with my girls that I think my moves and prowess might have deteriorated…or is it like riding a bicycle??The next man just better be going to the gym!!..lol...

5. Spoil yourself
Manless at the moment? Try picking a night to tune out the rest of the world and indulge your senses at home. Turn off your phone, order in a decadent meal, and only leave your scented, candlelit bath to slip into a plush robe and head for bed. Top the night off by pleasuring yourself to sleep.

Self-pleasuring leaves me wanting more so I’ve vowed to stay away from it until I know I’m getting some

6. Get ahead of the game
Feel like you can't say even one word to your man while the Yankees are playing? Actions speak louder anyway. So long as he's not watching the World Series, be bold enough to try to tempt him away from the television with a sexy striptease. He'll remember that it's not whether his team wins or loses, but how much play he gets.

I don’t even support this one!! Chelsea and Liverpool are playing and then all of a sudden some-one is shaking their money-maker in front of the tv just as Didier is about to take the penalty….Dudes promise you’ll write to me when I’m in Holloway Prison!!

7. Disappear for seven minutes
Next time you're both at a party, sneak off—one at a time—to the bathroom, a closet or any space you can find for a quickie. The adrenaline rush of possibly getting caught will increase your excitement tenfold.

Been there, done that and I must say Oliver N’goma’s Bane has such memories…snuck out whilst this song was playing @ a party & I shan't say what happened..but I still smile whenever I hear it...

8. Use your imagination
Go alone to a coffee shop or an erotic poetry night and fantasize about sexy men you see there. Which ones look like great lovers? How would the guy in the corner handle your body? Later that night, put your mind to the ultimate challenge: See if you can reach orgasmic ecstasy by simply playing out the interlude in your mind.

Awww Hell Naw..I’d start moaning, groaning, eyes closed, lick the lips, start some rhythmical moves on the chair, So aint no way Shona going to lose her decorum at Poetry in Motion…LOL…with my girls we do use the term ‘Vulture’…when a guy looks like he could be a tiger in bed..and there's always the warning statement after they've scanned the guy 'Wait till he catches you!!'...lol...

9. Make every moment matter
Happen to find yourself in one of those awfully slow fast-food drive-throughs? When you're done shouting into the microphone, lean over to your man and, in silky-soft tones, talk dirty in his ear. Even use your fingers to explore each other's bodies in a little foreplay. But stop fooling around before you get into camera range. Don't worry, you can continue at home and really have it your way.

How hungry are we to do this??When I’ve got food on my mind, its all about the food..LOL…

PS: Thank you for loving & comforting words from my last post, I found my old spark in it all, the grieving helped! I love you guys!Shona is officially off work from Friday till 8th January 2009…I’m going to Helsinki for a couple of days, so excited!!Who knows I might go to Lapland too to check if Santa has me on the naughty or nice list…lol…I intend to rest and boy oh boy who knows what else might happen..watch this space..lol..
*side-bar* I just thought of the last episode of Desperate Housewives where Gabby n Carlos are in bed and he's telling her when he knew he was going to marry her...now that's L.O.V.E.(J-Hud style)!
Dudes, once more Shona loves ya and as always happy sexing xoxo

45 comments:

audzz said...

Naughty list it is u belong to - you dont even need santa to tell you this... Im sure the next miss universe drops ya will be buft and gymed up..... oooh now this post making me want some

Take it easy lurv

Tigeress said...

lol! interesting.

Temite said...

Naugty Womman. U dey enjoy sha! I think I may try one of these out soonest.

K said...

lol....my dear, cars....ah the memories in cars...thats all i'll say. Enjoy urself in Helsinki love...didnt big brother africa zim contestant fall in love with some chick there? maybe you might meet someone...

K said...

heh....you child...keys to people? you trust well..lol

gbengasile said...

The whole idea sounds pretty wild and unconventional and that's what makes it cool (even though some boring and sentimental people out there might find it crazy and annoying). I totally subscribe to the deal but i don't think you'd recommend this for someone with a high B.P. You might just have a dead body on your hands. The over excitement that could result might just be a replica of what happened with Madonna's men in Body of Evidence. I might wanna try the 9 ways out someday though.

*Lady D* said...

Lol. Man i love your posts! I have to say this list is very entertaining to say the least.lol

Funms-the rebirth said...

hmm........... now uve given me plenty ideas...... oh man! where art thou?

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

hey just what a single girl needs, a reminder of what im missing lol
My old car has many pleasant memories which I didnt tell the new buyer of lol
As for my hallway, sometimes I still hear echos, from an era long gone
crazy crazy memories

i totally agree about the pleasuring yourself bit coz it just leaves me wanting more

when you do go to lapland please put in a word or two for me to santa lol

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Zane knows how to heat it up, that's for sure! I like #3: the one about making love to his mind first. I think the best thing is when two people can connect intellectually and have their thoughts intertwined...

R u in Zim yet?

Nefertiti said...

:-D Shonaaaaaaaa! u crazy woman. I hope that gymed up brother swings ur way soon, before u blow a fuse. Been there, done that. Anymore Adrenaline inducing sex stunts? Keep em coming, Sho

~Sirius~ said...

LOL!
couldn't stop laughing and thinking to myself how many of these I ..... Jeeze!

ShonaVixen said...

@Audzz - yeah Miss Universe is going to give me a gymed up one ready to rumble...WWF style...lol...

@Tigeress - LOL!!see you soon hon!!!Seductive wont even know what hit them!!

@Temite - Hmmm two of you already think m naughty!!Yeah, I intend to relive them all out...but cant say soon though..lol...

@K - Munya met some-one in Helsinki???Well, so long as i dont meet a dentist named Jans then m cool as they say Finland has the highest number of suicides and its mostly dentists!!But nah at the moment I dont want milk in my coffee..lol...
Hmmm the keys situation -I also have keys to their places..lol..

@Gbengasile - LOL @ some-one with BP...lol...but yeah what I liked about these 9 methods were that they werent the ol boring stuff, and thats what keeps the flames burning BUT you will get those that say sex isn't everything...ah well...

@Lady D - thanx hon!!xoxo

@MDM - yeah i know, when i was reading this i totally was like my life right about now is BORING!!And yeah that whole self-pleasure ish...it just aint enuff for ShonaVixen!!!..lol...I'll put in a good word for you when i sit on Santa's lap in Lapland...lol...

@NDQ - yeah make love to the mind and the body comes later!!Zane is ultra hot and she has a new series on Cinemax - Sex Chronicles..boy oh boy its HAWWT!!!

ShonaVixen said...

@NDG - hon, not yet in Zim, heading there in 2009 and hopefully they will have sorted out my dearest beloved country!!

@Neffie - LOL...such a shame m crazy heey..lol..gurl that brotha better come soon othawise yup m going to go insaneee..And I will send more stunts soon..lol...hmmm see ya wanting more stunts what u getting up to heey??

@Sirius - hon, me thinks maybe all 9 of them you've done??...lol..i kid i kid!!..lol...

Marjoram said...

LOL.just hope santa forgives you!!LOL.
tanx.you are truly close to my heart.

Buttercup said...

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mista Jaycee said...

Well alright!
Don't forget whip cream, ready whip is always good and sprinkles!
lots of em!
Mista Jaycee

ShonaVixen said...

@Marjoram - I'm sure Santa will understand!!..LOL..You're a gem

@Buttercup - wassup boo??

@Mista Jaycee - Alrighty then...lol!!That will be no. 10 i guess

Oyin said...

Your telling me about how to have sex tonight....hahaha, Dang that means I have to find someone to do that with....lol



just kidding
*formally Kin'shar

ShonaVixen said...

@Oyin - well, gurl, if you find one lemme know..lol...gurl that pic on ur blog...now i could do wiv THAT!!!...LOL..

doug said...

wowie! She sure sounds like an expert1 lol. I think I like #3 best!

Thanks for stopping by mine!

Afrobabe said...

lmao @ the first pic....found ur whip huh...someone's going al dark and bondage like on us...

Yep I love the car hookups...boyyyyyyyyyy do I love the car hook ups...and throw in a little night beach thingy too....

Afrobabe said...

and you better be going to Helsinki (where ever that is) after our party!!!!
No I haven't gotten a new dress...but.......I remember the chicken from the last hang out.,...

Buttercup said...

im good hon! in naija at the moment..

happy holidays!! mwah!

Angel said...

what a great list! now im in the mood, poor guy isnt gong to know what hit him when he walks through the door!

I do the keys thing as well when I had to take them back off my ex it was like the final nail in our love coffin. Can I have my keys back was bigger than saying 'its over' to him you should have seen his face.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Madam Shona. What sacrilege! A post about sex right next to the angelic picture of Obama and his family.

Ah, am I the only one who finds it funny

Merry Christmas!

Afrobabe said...

Had a great time at ur party babes...Thanks...you just made my christmas...

doll said...

Happy sexing too and merry xmas

clnmike said...

This is The Happy Go Lucky Bachelor and I approve of this post.

Oyin said...

Hey I know thats right...well keep you posted..you know how I do!!

aloted said...

yes totally felt what Carlos told Gabby...that was an awwww moment for me

have fun in Helsinki...pls which part of the world is that o...lol

compliments of the season!

Remi, United Kingdom said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New year love.. I wish you all of God's best for the end of year and in 2009! :-)

Much love

Uzezi said...

came to wish u the best year you have ever began.

*Lady D* said...

Hope you had a Merry X-mas!!

Tigeress said...

hey Shona,

ended up going Cokobar last nite- it was a last minute thing- Seductive was closed. :) Shld be going Coko next Saturday.

Original Mgbeke said...

Everyone needs to stop with the sex posts mayne...agro just dey catch me. It is a bad time for me..lol.

Emeka Amakeze said...

Shona, this post is NUTS and you are the beautiful OUTCASE. Hope you had an excellent Xmas?

Omo calabar. said...

Am up for dissapearing for seven minutes, anyone wanna go with me Lol. Hope u made the santa naughty list, Happy new year.

Funms-the rebirth said...

Happy new year darling........ where ve u been?

~Sirius~ said...

Happy new Year Shona!!!

Rita said...

Happy New Year Dearest!!!

yankeenaijababe said...

Great tips, you sure have a nutty mind but am loving it all the way.

Jaguda said...

9 creative ways indeed. havent tried the car one.....YET

RocNaija said...

Interesting post... So what did you say you teach in Sunday school again?

lol.. just kiddin' m'lady..

Lisa said...

Loved reading this post...got me thinking about what I'm gonna do next. I must say I love the songs on ur playlist....listened to four so far, would continue from where I stopped.