Now, now this is Zane’s work (those who’ve read her work, especially the Sex Chronicles know that she’s one lady who gets all hot on paper!! or watch Zane's Sex Chronicles on Cinemax - hot!) and not mine.Me being me, I've commented on each of these ways!! I know some ain't getting no action, but no harm in knowing the tactics right??And me thinks some have done these, a few peeps come to mind, just won't say who...lol.. 1. Use your car for more than driving The next time you two pull into the garage, see how far back that passenger seat reclines. Or better yet, hop into the backseat and go at it like two teens out on a Saturday night.
The car, the car, the car,.. I definitely can say the car is for more than driving!!Long drives being the best!!!Gosh, memories...
2. Hook up in the hallway Rough day at work? Unwind the second you get home by dropping your bag—and any inhibitions—as soon as you close the front door. Tell your man you've been waiting to feel his hands on you all day—and then use the doorknob to brace yourselves for impact, right there in the entryway.
My BFFs have keys to my place*keys signify the level of trust*, and so they have a many - a-times just barged into my crib, so this hallway action could backfire when the doorknob would hit him where the Good Lord split him….unless its at his place...but then again improtu loving is always da best no?
3. Make love to his mind Ask your man one simple question: "What sexual fantasy would you want to fulfill with me?" It may be as basic as wanting you to initiate sex. Or as complex as a costume and a video camera. Either way, communicating your desires and needs to each other can be the ultimate aphrodisiac. After your candid sex talk, start fulfilling his intimate wishes (if you're comfortable with them) and ask him to reciprocate.
So long as the fantasy aint about a ménage-trois’ or any other ‘somes’…(I’m selfish like that)…I’m game!!..lol...Make love to the mind people!!!
4. Get on top Forget about the missionary position—tonight you're riding high. I know you're nervous: I'm constantly getting questions from my readers about the woman-on-top position. But you deserve to take control at times. Not only will your partner appreciate being able to lie back and enjoy himself, but you'll also feel empowered by taking the lead. And trust me, I'm sure if you need a little assistance on top, your man will help you get into the groove.
Since its been quite a while..I did laugh with my girls that I think my moves and prowess might have deteriorated…or is it like riding a bicycle??The next man just better be going to the gym!!..lol...
5. Spoil yourself Manless at the moment? Try picking a night to tune out the rest of the world and indulge your senses at home. Turn off your phone, order in a decadent meal, and only leave your scented, candlelit bath to slip into a plush robe and head for bed. Top the night off by pleasuring yourself to sleep.
Self-pleasuring leaves me wanting more so I’ve vowed to stay away from it until I know I’m getting some
6. Get ahead of the game Feel like you can't say even one word to your man while the Yankees are playing? Actions speak louder anyway. So long as he's not watching the World Series, be bold enough to try to tempt him away from the television with a sexy striptease. He'll remember that it's not whether his team wins or loses, but how much play he gets.
I don’t even support this one!! Chelsea and Liverpool are playing and then all of a sudden some-one is shaking their money-maker in front of the tv just as Didier is about to take the penalty….Dudes promise you’ll write to me when I’m in Holloway Prison!!
7. Disappear for seven minutes Next time you're both at a party, sneak off—one at a time—to the bathroom, a closet or any space you can find for a quickie. The adrenaline rush of possibly getting caught will increase your excitement tenfold.
Been there, done that and I must say Oliver N’goma’s Bane has such memories…snuck out whilst this song was playing @ a party & I shan't say what happened..but I still smile whenever I hear it...
8. Use your imagination Go alone to a coffee shop or an erotic poetry night and fantasize about sexy men you see there. Which ones look like great lovers? How would the guy in the corner handle your body? Later that night, put your mind to the ultimate challenge: See if you can reach orgasmic ecstasy by simply playing out the interlude in your mind.
Awww Hell Naw..I’d start moaning, groaning, eyes closed, lick the lips, start some rhythmical moves on the chair, So aint no way Shona going to lose her decorum at Poetry in Motion…LOL…with my girls we do use the term ‘Vulture’…when a guy looks like he could be a tiger in bed..and there's always the warning statement after they've scanned the guy 'Wait till he catches you!!'...lol...
9. Make every moment matter Happen to find yourself in one of those awfully slow fast-food drive-throughs? When you're done shouting into the microphone, lean over to your man and, in silky-soft tones, talk dirty in his ear. Even use your fingers to explore each other's bodies in a little foreplay. But stop fooling around before you get into camera range. Don't worry, you can continue at home and really have it your way.
How hungry are we to do this??When I’ve got food on my mind, its all about the food..LOL…
PS: Thank you for loving & comforting words from my last post, I found my old spark in it all, the grieving helped! I love you guys!Shona is officially off work from Friday till 8th January 2009…I’m going to Helsinki for a couple of days, so excited!!Who knows I might go to Lapland too to check if Santa has me on the naughty or nice list…lol…I intend to rest and boy oh boy who knows what else might happen..watch this space..lol..
*side-bar* I just thought of the last episode of Desperate Housewives where Gabby n Carlos are in bed and he's telling her when he knew he was going to marry her...now that's L.O.V.E.(J-Hud style)!
Dudes, once more Shona loves ya and as always happy sexing xoxo