Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Chain's Unlocked


And so I was told that……
Good girls don’t talk about sex aka good-good, think about happy sexing and God-forbid say anything about any sexual needs!
Good girls don’t know what a vibrator is
Good girls surely don’t have sex just for sexual gratification.
Good girls don’t flirt
Good girls don’t dance in the club
Good girls don’t have guy friends
Good girls don’t read the Kama Sutra, Zane
Good girls don’t have tattoos, want tattoos, think of tattoos..heck what is a tattoo?
Good girls don't have bad days, use profanity, let alone do a Serena!
Good girls don’t make mistakes
Judge me, Je m’en fous!! God knows I ain't perfect, tell me who in the world is? I'm a work in progress, I'm a seed growing into a flower, I'm a storm that's rising and getting stronger with every hour . That’s whats up!! An email from a blogger made me unlock the chains thank you dear friend.


41 comments:

cerberus said...

Nosotros primero, segundo y tercero!!!!!

cerberus said...

Hmm it seems I don't want a good gal . My mama done told me of its too good to be tru
No two ways about it, it aint.

MosDef said...

Glad you unlocked the chains.
There will be nay-sayers, or those who claim to speak the 'truth'.
Keep doing you girl , that's what's up!

Rita said...

Hey! Shona, you are back!

Yeah, we all are a work in progress..it is just that we have to leave our heart and minds open for renewal...

Welcome back. hope you're doing okay.

Uzezi said...

lol. and u have to use Serena as an example

Tigeress said...

WTH- i'm not first!!!!

Jayla. said...

Dang girl i ain't first???

We ain't perfect, no one is, End of Story.

ShonaVixen said...

@Cerberus - First,Second,third right? Hmmm there's a reason they are good girls though...

@Mosdef - thank u *virtual hug*

@Rita - hey hon yes m baaaack!!And you speak the truth on leaving our minds and hearts out to renewal..

@Tigeress - girl its my fault you're not first..sorry..will get you a piece of carrot cake..lol!

ShonaVixen said...

@Uzezi - yeah had to use Serena coz of what I was told by the judge/jury et definers of Good Girls! I still heart Serena

@Jayla - now this is your fault you're just too slow..LOL!!
And you said it well girl

Tigeress said...

ooohhh girl- this is a MUCH more pleasant post of my "2faced judgmental frackers" post. lol!! U are so much sweeter than me.

But WTH- they ARE A BUNCH 2FACED JUDGMENTAL FUCKERS!!! Yes, i said it!!!

~Sirius~ said...

*shakes head*

And I thought I was a good girl
Not after reading your list.
*hiss

Hi Shona!!!!!

We are all works in progress, let no one judge anyone.

For no Human is *Perfect.

Tisha said...

who wants to be a good gal
i am happy righteous

(heck, the rules keep changing all the time)

i am settled in my heart
i am good enough for God and that is good enough for me.

Tisha said...

who wants to be a good gal
i am happy righteous

(heck, the rules keep changing all the time)

i am settled in my heart
i am good enough for God and that is good enough for me.

Vimbai said...

Welcome back bhebhi!

To hell with whoever made these silly rules about what good girls do or don't do!

Just Do YOU!

PS Welcome to the bad girls club :-)

funkola said...

good girls finish last. glad i'm not one.

Funms-the rebirth said...

guess im not a good girl......... *sigh*
well, ur right, im not perfect

ShonaVixen said...

@Tigeress - LOL!! Girl, I just had a 'tone it down moment' but u know that I would have sounded like u in that 2Faced Jugemental Frackers!! (actually i'll link your post to my blog) Girl I just don't get where the person calling u out is probably doing/done worse off than you but they have the nerve and cheek to say wareva...but as I said before I dont give a whaa whaa!!

@Tisha - I love 'i am good enough for God and that is good enough for me'..girl you just said it all!!

@Vimbai - yes girl *humming Rocko*
'You just do you...umma do me, umma do me, umma do me
Wanna see how it's done? Then watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me'..lol!!

ShonaVixen said...

@Funms - m not saying that you're not good boo..good is relative! And to me u're a very good friend and person..so stuff em folks!! and yep we are all not perfect

Nefertiti said...

Guess I'm bad... :P but I agree with Tisha. I am good enuff for God, and that's good enuff for me.

All the judges can kiss my big black bad azz!

Nefertiti said...

Funms is private now? No wonder I couldn't update my blog roll.

-funms, hope u're good, babes.

mizchif said...

YAY! no more chains.

If only them "self-righteous" ones would take a good introspective look at their lives instead of trying to run other people down, the world would be a much better place.

Shubby Doo said...

Nobody defines u but u shona...God doesnt judge u cos to him your perfect...

all the rest is just bullshit jare...ignore the nonesense and just stay true to being/becoming u

Hadassah said...

Girl Welcome back!

U know what do you! if you listen to that girl u will turn out to be a Stepford. Stepfords are boring girl!

chayoma said...

do a Serena...that got me crackin
Good to have u on board, and yea, who is that good that walks the planet?

LusciousRon said...

Welcome back! I guess I am not a good girl. Will never be too judging by those standards! Where is the fun?

Myne Whitman said...

Nice to have you back and to whoever unlocked the chains, they're on their own.

TRYBES said...

I wondered when i couldnt get an access to your blog the other day i was gonna leave a comment..Hmm..Like i said to Tigeress,never let anyone push you over to the brink..you are who you are and should have no apologies whatsoever for it..whoever chooses to hate on you for that sole reason should jump on the highway!

ShonaVixen said...

@Funkola - LOL!!! really??..lol!!

@Nefertiti - Way to go girl!!

@Mizchif - Yay!! Guess it always makes some 'feel better' when they're bring somebody down and not looking at them damn selves.

@Shubby - Hey Girl!!! U're so right, to God I'm perfect and i'll stay true to being moi!

@Haddash aka Fab Mummie to be - You said it well mwana wekumusha..I'mma do me and let em watch me do me!

@Chayoma -Millionaire Pound Question that one! We are all imperfect beings...

@LusciousRon - Yay!!M baaack!!Lets all just enjoy life, its just one life after all

@MyneWhitman - And m glad to be baack as well and that the chains wont ever be locked again!!

@Trybes - Well said and i hear you!! Thanks a lot

Parakeet said...

I could have sworn you went privo before.

Feeling your post o. Some pple act like they dont shit when they actually eat shyte!

ShonaVixen said...

@Parakeet - Yep I had gone private and now them chains have been unlocked!! Isnt it time you updated?? I like that one they act like their sh*t don't stink yet they eat shyte!! Loves that one boo!!

misspumping said...

i bought the original first edition kama sutra this weekend at a street market hahaha

i must be a bad girl

Temite said...

I feel u! Je m'en fous!!!!!!!

aeedeeaee said...

karma sutra! sheeet! where???

ShonaVixen said...

@MissPumping - lol!! nah u're a great girl!!

@Temite - yeah girl!! *virtual hi5*

@aeedeeaee - guess @MissPumping can tell u where she got the book.
Thanks for stopping by

Afrobabe said...

Thank God I aint a good girl.....

Good girls finish last...bad girls go to london...innit sis? lol

Controversy said...

lol hmm nobody is goodd. Why u gotta bring serena into it lol

ShonaVixen said...

@Afrobabe - Sis, I am a GOOD GIRL o..LOL!!Mind over matter..LOL!! Yep bad girls go to London..

@Controversy - Yep, nobody is good! Serena had a moment..but i heart Serena and i even understood her 'moment'..lol!!

juiceegal said...

U kno i just had a similar experience....someone condemned me for being open about my sexuality.....i was like huh! This same babe..infact lets not even go there. I hate judgemental people period.

ShonaVixen said...

@juicegal - i so hear you girl!!Judgemental folks are just bad..

Chari said...

*hoot* you go girl!!!

P.S. I am not a vixenite abeg...that is kinda emasculating ya know?

Afronuts said...

Lol...I like the fact that u said u're a work in progress. Thats the spirit.

Other people have made the mistake of not feeling that way and ending up in suicide!